It's so good, its orgasmic

This weekend rocked my socks off!

I have been waiting and waiting

not so patiently I might add

And I finally got what I've been asking for!

It's every girl's dream. I can brag to all my friends about this. Oh, are they going to be jealous! Any guesses on what it is?





Oh, hell, I already told you I have no patience. Here's what I got...




That's not the exact model, but still. Aren't you jealous? Don't you want one?


Oh, you have one? Shit. Can you lie just to make me feel special? We have been without one of those beauties for far too long now. With 4 people living in this house, well, it hasn't been easy.

I have been doing laundry like a fool. Call me a fool, or whatever you want, but it's those simple pleasures in life that make me happy.


And just when I think life can't get any better, my in-laws come home from vacation. Most people have beef with their in-laws, mother-in-law to be more specific. And I am no different, but they returned bearing gifts. As if the fudge and the chocolatey-popcorn-pretzel stuff isn't enough, she gives me a pair of boots. It's almost orgasmic!





Unfortunately, it's going back up in the 90s this week. Can't really wear fur lined boots without looking like an ass. I sure as hell don't want to rush winter, especially after last year, but some fall weather could settle in for a bit.

I guess for now, I'll have a box a piece of fudge.