It's so good, its orgasmic

This weekend rocked my socks off!

I have been waiting and waiting

not so patiently I might add

And I finally got what I've been asking for!

It's every girl's dream. I can brag to all my friends about this. Oh, are they going to be jealous! Any guesses on what it is?

Oh, hell, I already told you I have no patience. Here's what I got...


That's not the exact model, but still. Aren't you jealous? Don't you want one?

Oh, you have one? Shit. Can you lie just to make me feel special? We have been without one of those beauties for far too long now. With 4 people living in this house, well, it hasn't been easy.

I have been doing laundry like a fool. Call me a fool, or whatever you want, but it's those simple pleasures in life that make me happy.

And just when I think life can't get any better, my in-laws come home from vacation. Most people have beef with their in-laws, mother-in-law to be more specific. And I am no different, but they returned bearing gifts. As if the fudge and the chocolatey-popcorn-pretzel stuff isn't enough, she gives me a pair of boots. It's almost orgasmic!

Suede boots

Unfortunately, it's going back up in the 90s this week. Can't really wear fur lined boots without looking like an ass. I sure as hell don't want to rush winter, especially after last year, but some fall weather could settle in for a bit.

I guess for now, I'll have a box a piece of fudge.


Sandra said...

the boots and the fudge I love and am very jealous of you for owning these prized possessions. The drier...ummm...not so much...oh wait, I'm supposed to pretend, ok then, You are so lucky! I've always wanted one! was that? I do love the boots though!..and the fudge!

Shell said...

Oooh, bearing fudge- yes, I'd be happy, too!

And doesn't it feel good to be able to do your laundry. Our washer was broken for a week and I thought I was going to go crazy.

Tree said...

Dang girl...I had to come see what you were orgasming over LOL (is that a word?). Cool for you! I went without a dryer for a LONG time too...with 8 people. YIKES Enjoy and pass me some of that fudge, please. :)

Kmama said...

I love appliances. I know I'm weird. Anything that makes my life easier is awesome to me, so GO YOU!!

Christy said...

LOVE the boots! My MIL would NEVER do anything like that for me. LOL. I'm considered the outlaw.

Brandy@YDK said...

I totally understand appliance excitement! Yay for fun new stuff!

Gigi said...

I would love a new dryer, so I feel ya. Congrats!