The human race

how smart is the human race

Many of these individuals can be found on Facebook.

Don't try to deny it! You know exactly who I'm talking about.

For example, there's the one friend I have who wants to sew her ass together because her gas pains are killing her.

Did the world really need to know that? Come on now! That kind of stuff should be between you and your doctor, not your URL friends.

No, I have never met this woman, but I already know more about her than I care to, thank you very much!

Moving on. URL friends are ones you can sometimes avoid when they post embarrassing or just plain stupid shit. It's the IRL life ones you have to worry about. Some day, when you least expect it you will run in to them. Thus coming to the crossroads of do you correct their mistake if they bring it up or simply play along with their stupidity?

Last Sunday my baby bro turned 21. That right there may have been the hardest thing I have ever had to type!

AnyIfeelold, as with most people I wished him a happy birthday. Some of my friends also did the same. After all, most of them watched him grow up.

Before I go any further, let me just clue you in on my age. I am 10 years older than my brother. Simple math will tell you that I was 10 when he was born.

I posted something on my wall about not wanting to admit that my brother is now of legal drinking age. Not that he drinks, but that's irrelevant. What the hell was my friend thinking when she replied with this...

oh-my-wow! I remember when he was born!!! we were twelve years old!!! :o)

This is the friend who is trying to get a job as a teacher. Lord help our education system if she does!

Only Parent Chronicles


Oka said...

Not that I am trying to be a teacher, but I have had involuntary brain farts about my age since I turned 18 <---True Story

Kmama said...

LOL at your friend. That totally cracked me up.

Erin said...

okay, I may be horrible at math, but even I got this one. SCARY!!! LOL

Shell said...

Nothing like trying to make you feel older than you are. Stupid facebook people.

Go Mommy said...

Ha, that is funny!

Amber said...

wow some people. lol

Kristin @ Ellie-Town said...

It is amazing how some people function in life!

Day 2 Day Living said...

Wouldn't sewing ones butt together because of gas pains, make it worse?

Alexis AKA MOM said...

HOLY moly I guess I need to pay more attention and read what ppl write there. I guess being in the dark may be a better option. :)

Brandy@YDK said...

haha. have you been to yet? it's awesome.