Monday Minute - Read This You Must

Ah Ian, new button you have.

Play I must.

1 - Have you ever had any feelings towards one of your teachers back in the day?

Oh, Pablo, you made Chemistry so fun!

No, his name wasn't really Pablo. It was Mr. Urban. He was the McDreamy of Science!

I believe it was junior year in high school. We had this teacher, Sweaty Teddy, for Chemistry. I honestly don't remember what his real name was. Well, not his last name anyway. He was way past due for retirement and it showed. We had a stellar class and he obviously didn't give a damn about controlling them us. Other than me and a few good friends, it was a mix of football players and the "bad kids". Pennies were thrown at the board, books were known to fly across the room, and I believe there was a fire on more than one occasion. Since it was a Chemistry class, let's go with fire being a learning experience.

Sweaty Teddy was finally pushed over the edge into retirement and in came sub #1. Since we were an out of control class already, sub #2 quickly entered the class. I guess third time's a charm because in came sub #3 close behind.

Sub #3 was Pablo. A young, dark hair, built man. The fact that he let us get away with practically everything made him every high school girl's dream. I believe every test was open book. And if it wasn't, he surely didn't stop us when we pulled them out!

Enough rambling. I obviously had a crush on Pablo. By the way, I have no clue where we came up with that name!



2 - What's the most embarrassing thing that happened while at work?

I worked at Burger King back in high school with my best friend, Traci. Something always happened when the 2 of us were together - good and bad. In fact, we're still like that!

As I'm typing this I'm on the phone with her and neither one of us can think of anything embarrassing. We can however come up with some pretty funny ones of us working together. But that's not what was asked, so no stories today. Ha ha!

3 - When was the last time you crapped yourself?

When I was a baby - back when it was ok for me to do that kinda thing. I have done some stupid things in my life and some embarrassing things, but that is not one of them. Thank goodness!


4 - What is one thing you have always kept a secret and why have you kept this a secret for so long?

If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore, now would it?!


and finally...


5 - What's your best advice for us habitual coffee drinkers as to not have to poop right after drinking it?

Maybe it's time to cut back on the coffee!

Thank god I'm typing and not talking directly to the question asker because that answer would not come out without a laugh. Do you know how much coffee I can drink? It's almost embarrassing!

Maybe you should just eat some bananas or some cheese!