TGIF

TGIF


I could just leave it at that. Yes, it's been a long week.

A friend of mine is pregnant and is due today. She suckered me into helping her with some stuff at the school. I am more than happy to help her out, but paperwork and number crunching are not my friends in the morning. Pre-coffee!

There's been a lot of other things this week, which is why I am participating in


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Fawk you to my husband! I love you more than the world, but really? Could you keep a closer eye on your Sharpies? We have a 5 year old who loves to color. On himself!



Fawk you policemen! Do you really need to ride my ass and make me think you're pulling me over?

Policeman #1~ I'm assuming because you have that special car with the lights you think it's ok to drive as fast as you want. You might as well have been in the backseat of my car. I ignored that fact that my heart was pounding so hard I thought it would fly out the front window and switched lanes. Thank you for going past me and not pulling me over. But why did you pass all the cars in front of me, only to slow down after you passed them? Were they not worthy of your asinine driving and lights?

Policemen #2~ You actually had your lights on the whole time so I knew you were going somewhere. And fast! Thank you so much for not pulling me over, but again, why did you have to come right up on my ass? I was trying to switch lanes for you. Maybe you didn't see the big ass green bus right next to me in the other lane? I was going as fast as I could to move out of your way!


Fawk you other cars on the road! Please learn how to merge! The sign says "yield', not "stop". There was no one coming. In other words, no need to slam on your breaks. Dumbass!

Speaking of slamming on your breaks, fawk you to the driver who felt the need to do this. At a green light! What the hell?! I really didn't enjoy the lack of a car in the beginning of our marriage. Please don't make me go through that again!


Yes, it was a bad driver week. I seriously need my own lane. Who do I need to talk to about that?


One Crazy Brunette Chick

I'm also linking up with One Crazy Brunette Chick. Plain and simple, her blog rocks!



6 comments:

Kmama said...

I always get nervous when cops drive around me, even if I'm not doing anything wrong. Hopefully next week will be better!

Christy said...

Those drivers just got out of bed to mess with you. I think they all have a club and they want to screw with us great drivers. I know.

Thanks for linking up!

Babes Mami said...

I hate bad driving weeks! I had one day recently where it was like everyone wanted to kill me and Babe!

Midwest Mommy said...

Oh bad drivers drive me nuts.

Kristin @ Domestically Disabled said...

I hate other drivers..screw them all..and I almost want a cop to pull me over cuz for the first time in like my life my car is actually perfectly legal :)Anywho I am your new stalker from The blog stalk!

Tami said...

I hate hateeeeeee when police men follow you. Even if you aren't doing anything, my heart jumps in my throat.