I need an intervention

RehabI had this whole entire post in my head for yesterday. I was finally ready to come clean. But then my addiction had to rear it's ugly head. Again!

I do believe the first step is to actually admit that you have a problem. And I do.

I was doing so well. Then the time came for the bake sale.

Damn it all to hell!




The Girl Scouts hold a bake sale for election day. Since I like to torture myself am involved in that organization, I not only had to sit and woman the table for 2 excruciatingly long hours, but I had to bake stuff for the stupid thing!

As if sitting there doing everything but poking my out with a spoon wasn't bad enough, I was surrounded by a bunch of 8 year old girls! Do you know what happens when one is surrounded by a gaggle of girls? It's not pretty. Nor is it quiet!


Enough bitching and back to my addiction.

I think it's time for me to come clean.


I am an addict.

My vice...



Peanut butter addiction


Peanut butter crackers, Reese's, Giardelli peanut butter filled squares (thank you, MIL!), PB&J, peanut butter and goldfish crackers...

I could go on and on, but I'll spare you. Truth be told, this is a serious problem. I need an intervention people!

Not only did I just take the midgets trick-or treating. And holy shit, did we get a ton of junk! But I had to sit at a table surrounded by baked goods. Some of which had peanut butter as an ingredient!

Intervention

If anyone knows the number to Peanut Butter Anonymous, please send it my way! But could you do me a favor and wait until Monday? Mother Nature, aka Queen Bitch, has decided to throw that nasty 4 letter "s" word into the forecast this coming weekend. And I don't mean shit!

At least I hope not. If shit falls from the sky, I think it's safe to say we're all screwed!



10 comments:

Oka said...

there are much worse things

Kmama said...

You and Jdaddy would get along. He loves PB!! In fact, when we go to Dairy Queen, he orders a peanut butter shake with extra PB!

Shell said...

I love pb! And tried to claim all the pb candy from my boys' trick-or-treat buckets. Dh said I had to share, though. With him. Not the kids.

I really hope it doesn't snow!!!

Adrienne said...

Peanut butter is so comforting! Is that super wierd? Hopefully not, since you are in need of an intervention, maybe you think so too. I'm no addict, but it is good! Late night snack I'm not craving thanks to you. PB toast and a glass of milk...mmmm...I wouldn't be able to sit at the gils scout table without eating all of the cookies(no matter if they PB or not!).

Adrienne said...

Meant to say-NOW craving! LOL

Brandy@YDK said...

i want a freakin PB&J now. thanks for that.

purseblogger said...

Oh man, I love peanut butter too! Let me know if you find that #.

Welcome To Mommyland said...

I hate when I have a whole blog post written in my head but when I sit down it has suddenly disappeared. Hate that!!
As for Peanut Butter - never had a sandwich with it. Crazy I know. However I LUV Reeses Peanut Butter Cups!!

Interventionist said...

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Mommyfriend Lori said...

Mmm............

I love me some peanut butter. (Almost) everything tastes better with peanut butter!