Top 9 Christmas Songs

Because I can't think of a tenth. So sue me- I've been busy.

I love Christmas as much as the next person. I also love Christmas music. As long as it isn't played until after turkey day! Yesterday, KLZ from Taming Insanity posted a list of her top 10 Christmas songs. She listed some of my favorites, but it inspired me to make a list of my own.

With a twist of course. Enjoy!

1. The Grinch- because no one can be holly and jolly 24/7

2. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas- Um... who wouldn't want that?

3. Dominick the Donkey - Hee Haw

4. 12 pains of Christmas - I may have quoted this song when putting lights outside last week

5. Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear

6. Christmas at Ground Zero - you can't have Christmas without some Weird Al!

7. Nuttin for Christmas - what my kids might get if they don't shape up!

8. The Chanukah Song - I can't forget my Jewish friends out there

And finally, Trans-Siberian Orchestra aside, my all time favorite Christmas song. Make sure your kids aren't within earshot, k?

9. Ho Ho Fucking Ho

What's your favorite Christmas song, funny or otherwise?


Ducky said...

I Want A Hippopatomus is of my all time favs!!! You've introduced me to a few new ones as well!! Awesome list. I will be giggling and replaying all day :)

MommaKiss said...

ok, love this take on the songs but for the love of the baby jesus, that donkey song is awful. AWFUL!!

KLZ said...

Dude, The Channukah song is a year round song as far as I'm concerned.

And could you imagine if you actually GOT a hippopotamus for Christmas?

Oka said...

these are funny ones

In my old age, I have become very sentimental and love many of the "true" Christmas songs, the ones about Christ

Dummer Boy, Do you hear what I hear, Mary Did You Know....

Helene said...

That last one totally cracked me up!!! Poor elves!!!

I recently taught the kids how to sing "Deck the halls with gasoline..." and then begged them not to sing it at school. But of course they did.

Kmama said...

My absolute fav is Adam Sandler's song. LOVE IT. I saw him in concert while I was in college and he sang that one. So great.

Shell said...

I so want to listen to that last one... later, when I have no children awake.