Jules' List - for sale

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For sale - Snow


Quantity taken must not be less than what is in my yard. You are more than welcome to take more. I'm sure the neighbors won't mind.

Most of the snow is crisp and white, like fresh pressed linens. Some of it even has the appearance of glitter, like your carpet when your kids are done "creating". I can not guarantee that there will not be brown, or even yellow snow in the mix. I would not attempt to eat the snow because of that.

The snow is just at the right consistency for making the best possible snowman. If you choose to take enough, you might even be able to top this guy...

Giant snowmanYes, this is an actual snowman
from my neighborhood
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See how much fun you could have?!


You must hurry if you want to take advantage of this incredible deal. We have greatly enjoyed the snow, but we are well aware that not everyone has the opportunity to make snow angels and throw snowballs.

This one time opportunity is only valid for 24 hours. After that time period has expired, this ad will be taken down and replaced with one for the mud that will soon consume what was my yard.


Snow for sale
The children are optional. They are hard workers ad love to shovel snow. If interested, I can throw them in for $28 dollars. I need to pay off my Girl Scout cookies. Wait, better make that $40. The Thin Mints are looking kind of low and might need restocked.

If you are interested, please call 754 - FU2 -SNOW







31 comments:

Jessica said...

Very cute, love your snow description and throwing in the kids at the end. I would go for more Samoas!

Emily said...

I love the addition at the end of the kids! haha I'll gladly take the snow off your hands. Want some hot weather in exchange? lol

Jen Has A Pen said...

Girl, I am sending sympathy! I can't imagine how sick you've got to be of SNOW! My family in Kansas (I'm in Florida) is just about to lose their minds over it! I hope you find a buyer!

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Clever! I don't want your snow (or mud) though. That was our winter last year! I do, however, want your Girl Scout cookies. So order extra thin mints when you replenish, ok?

Oka said...

sorry got enough of my own dumping on us yet again as I write that :(

amygrew said...

I have more than enough snow and more than enough kids. I am in need of Girl Scout cookies. I will pay you for those :)

Kmama said...

Haha! After our big storm on Sunday, we woke to more snow and bad roads yesterday, and more snow and bad roads today, and I hear we may get more snow tonight. WTH?

Pamela Gold said...

Post like this make me want to go hug on my Florida Palm Trees and 80 degree weather in Winter. That is the most rockin' snowman I've ever seen. I love your ad!!

Brandy@YDK said...

HA SO FUNNY!

KLZ said...

I think snow is always on my list of things for sale - except between Thanksgiving and Christmas when I think it helps the ambiance.

singedwingangel said...

I would love to have that much snow to build a snowman with.. but I will pass on the kids I have some of my own

Mandyland said...

SOLD!

MrsJenB said...

YES! Can I get in on this offer? Not to buy the snow, but to make it a package deal and include my snow as well???

Although something tells me that by the time I get home I'll only have mud, too...

Sluiter Nation said...

oh hey...I have some snow to add to your yard. free of charge. you can keep whatever money people will pay for it. I just want it gone.

and when the mud comes? You can have that to sell too.

hooray for winter....uh...

Yippy Momma said...

I'll exchange some Thin Mints if you take my snow too! lol. Swinging by from TRDC

Cheryl said...

I so want your snow. Seriously. I will take it. That way we don't have to schlep up to the mountains to find it. Also, we can possibly build a snowman while wearing shorts and tee shirts.

Oh. Also, we except all cookies. What? That's not part of the deal?

This was very cute and very clever. Loved it!

Stephanie said...

Hahah. I love it. You could even ask for payment in Thin Mints. ;)

Jennifer said...

Love that the kids are an after thought and used to pay for cookies.

By Word of Mouth Musings said...

Ok, the Floridians will sign up for snow, cookies and even the kids - quite a deal :)

Nichole said...

What a cute post.
I love the phone number that you offer up. So funny!

Leighann said...

So good!!
Loved it!
Especially when you threw in the children!
And now I want thin mints.

Nancy C said...

Oh, I detest snow. Hate it. FU2Snow indeed.

Nice take on the prompt!

The mad woman behind the blog said...

I only read girl scout cookies. MUST HAVE SOME!

Jessica Anne said...

Ha! I'd like it in theory, but I remember having to shovel it, so I'll pass. Sorry.

The Empress said...

Such a sweet, fun loving post.

Cheryl of MommyPants sent me over, she told me I'd like this...and I do.

What a pleasure to meet you!

Karen Peterson said...

So cute. When I lived in a snowy climate, I would gladly have given it all away!

And I love that bit about the Girl Scout cookies. Which reminds me...I'm out of Samoas...

Renee said...

I'll pass thank you very much.
All our snow finely melted. To be replace with a fresh batch.
Now, I love the snow. To a point. But really, isn't it time for spring already? Must be that daylight savings time crap.

tooclosetogether said...

Super cute post!

I personally hate snow and would gladly give to anyone who was in "need" lol!

tooclosetogether said...

Super cute post!

I personally hate snow and would gladly give to anyone who was in "need" lol!

Brandon Duncan said...

"If interested, I can throw them in for $28 dollars. I need to pay off my Girl Scout cookies. Wait, better make that $40. The Thin Mints are looking kind of low and might need restocked."

TOO FUNNY!

Sandra said...

So sorry, I won't be making any offers. I'm pretty sure I have to live with my snow until late May. I wouldn't want too much of a good thing even if that snowman does look kick-ass cool!