For sale - Snow
Quantity taken must not be less than what is in my yard. You are more than welcome to take more. I'm sure the neighbors won't mind.
Most of the snow is crisp and white, like fresh pressed linens. Some of it even has the appearance of glitter, like your carpet when your kids are done "creating". I can not guarantee that there will not be brown, or even yellow snow in the mix. I would not attempt to eat the snow because of that.
The snow is just at the right consistency for making the best possible snowman. If you choose to take enough, you might even be able to top this guy...
You must hurry if you want to take advantage of this incredible deal. We have greatly enjoyed the snow, but we are well aware that not everyone has the opportunity to make snow angels and throw snowballs.
This one time opportunity is only valid for 24 hours. After that time period has expired, this ad will be taken down and replaced with one for the mud that will soon consume what was my yard.
The children are optional. They are hard workers ad love to shovel snow. If interested, I can throw them in for $28 dollars. I need to pay off my Girl Scout cookies. Wait, better make that $40. The Thin Mints are looking kind of low and might need restocked.
If you are interested, please call 754 - FU2 -SNOW