Two become one

Red Dress Club

Prompt #1~ "write a formal complaint letter to your deepest, darkest fear."


It's not exactly formal, but than again, neither am I!


If you have any advice on escaping my fear, please let me know.










To whom it may concern,


Do I really need to call you out by name? I didn't think so. We need to talk. I have some issues with you and I've realized that I need to get you out of my life.

I hide from you. I pretend you're not there. But no matter what I do, you always end up right next to me. I'm starting to feel like a prisoner in my own home. That almost scares me more than you do.

The hold you have on me is so constricting. Every night, all I want to do is sit on the couch and relax. I want to be able to enjoy Hines dancing the night away. I want to be able to watch my boys catch some crab. I'd love to find out what's going to happen to Meredith and Callie, but you keep interrupting me.

Right there in my face. Take me, enjoy me - I swear I can hear you scream. If I continue to give in, I fear that I may become you. Together, forever, in a downward spiral.


Please chocolate chip cookies, stay out of my house!


Sincerely,

11 comments:

Oka said...

only thing I can suggest is to never ever buy them...ooh, ooh wouldn't it be awesome if we could set up our store/credit/debit cards to not allow us to buy certain item. You know, they would reject that sale at the register.

Kmama said...

here's an unconventional idea...only eat chocolate chip cookies for a couple days. that's all you can eat. You'll eventually get sick of them.

Random Girl said...

I hear you on this one!! The damn Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream beckons to me like a fiend! Good luck!

Cheryl said...

Hee!

I'd just eat 'em. They are so yummy.

My suggestion is you just bring them to the couch with you. That way you won't miss any of your shows!

J.R. Reed said...

Seriously? Chocolate chip cookies are your deepest darkest fear? Holy shit you have a good life!!!

Nice job....

JR

Erin said...

LOVE IT! I totally did a kind of snarky take on my link up for today, too. But could your cookies take my Fritos with them when they leave?!?!

;-)

Jenna said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm now im hungry :) lol thank you for linking up with this!

Sober Julie said...

hahaha I love that you left me hanging until the end ;0

tsonodablog said...

Aha! I knew it had to be chocolate something! Very cute! Made me smile. And want cookies.

Galit Breen said...

Cute! So cute! And yummy! So yummy! :)

KLZ said...

Let's put your chocolate chip cookies with my brownies, shall we?