This particular mom thing involves me being one of the leaders of a Girl Scout troop. Have you ever had the pleasure of being in the company of a 9 year old girl? It's really not that bad. Now add 8 more girls of the same age. I think a stay in hell would be more pleasurable than that!
I have never wanted to tell someone else's child to shut the fuck up so much in my entire life! I think I actually bit the tip of my tongue off trying to restrain myself.
Thank the stars we made in home in one piece. Trust me when I saw that truly is a Christmas miracle. I desperately needed something to calm me nerves and up my mood. I figured I had 3 options~
1. Drink. Heavily!
2. Eat the Hershey bars that were sitting in the candy bowl.
3. Listen to my pissed-off-put-me-in-a-better-mood music.
2. Eat the Hershey bars that were sitting in the candy bowl.
3. Listen to my pissed-off-put-me-in-a-better-mood music.
Once I weighed my options, there was only 1 solution. Only 1 because I don't drink beer, and that's what is in our fridge. And me eating those delicious chocolate bars would only result in more screaming from little people. That leaves option number 3.
Being the Christmas season and all, I figured I'd turn to one of my favorite holiday songs.
9 comments:
See, I was having the "just shoot me" moments with my own kids last night.
I am overdue to have a bunch or unruly other people's kids to set me straight and help me remember, my kids aren't so bad (majority of the time)>
I don't have children of my own...but I totally understand what you mean.
I'd eat those Hershey bars. lol!
Have a great weekend!
B
Plus; thanks so much for your comments.
Your blog is super awesome!!
Well, after listening to that clip I have to admit... that music could calm my nerves too.lol!
I do so understand. It would be so much easier if kids today had any manners at all!
Love it Jules! You rock.
I frequently have just shoot me moments with my nieces and nephews. I have to walk away for a few minutes so I don't freak the fuck out!
OMG, I think I fell in love with you all over again after I read the part about you wanting to tell someone else's kid to fuck off!! I've sooooo been there!!!
Love the video...totally LOVED it!!! Those poor elves...they do get a raw deal, don't they?
I don't think I could deal with that many girls!
I have a child snuggled up beside me, so I'll wait til later for the video!
hahahaha. thanks for sharing.
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